Boss Survival Kit

Unique Homemade novelty gift for the boss !!!

Laminated label highlights the significance of each item included. 

Bag contains one of each item listed on label.

Presented in a pale lemon organza bag. 

Label reads as follows:-

Boss Survival Kit

Coffee - To Make Sure You Are Alert In The Mornings.

Button - For When You May Need To Button Your Lip.

Crayon – To Make Each Day Bright And Colorful.
Jigsaw – To Help Everyone Fit Together As a Team

Elastic Band - For When You’re Stretched to Your Limit.

Sweets - To Give You Energy to Get Through Each Day.

Playing Card - To Help You ‘Deal’ With Any Situation
Marbles - Just In Case You Lose Yours
Paperclip - To Help You Hold It All Together.
Cola Bottle – For When You Could Do With A Drink.
Salt – For When You Need To Take Things With A Pinch Of Salt.

Tea Bag - Remember To Relax after Hard Day’s Work.
Mint – You Are Worth A ‘Mint’ To Your Workplace.

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 Items may differ slightly from those shown in the picture. 

Not suitable for children under 3.

May contain traces of Nuts, Eggs,Sharp Objects, Latex, Fire Hazards (matches) Paracetamol and Wine!!!!

This is a joke/novelty item and the significance of each item is more relevant than the individual item contained in the bag itself which is not intended to be of exquisite quality!