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Haunted? Then why does it spill whenever I use it? ( I can't guarantee that it will spill for you)
Perfect Trojan Horse or peace offering gift for an annoying supervisor, least favorite teacher, or ex-spouse's divorce attorney. It would be nearly impossible to design a better mug as a gift for someone you despise. Subtly designed to be top heavy, and therefore imbalanced, the top (4 inches wide) is twice as wide as the bottom. Its heavy duty handle adds ingeniously to its instability. With only the slightest nudge to the mug or the surface on which it sits, the handle pulls the mug earthward. Better yet, should the mug fall in a different direction than the handle, its unique placement causes the mug to roll as it falls, changing the direction of the spill causing wider spillage. This results in increased stain area or a greater number of important papers that can get ruined in one "innocent" spill. This mug is almost guaranteed to become a rare collectors item as more and more of them fall and break or as increasing numbers of people throw their similar mugs away, or smash them to smithereens in frustration. Delicately manufactured in China. Get yours today Powered by Turbo Lister The free listing tool. List your items fast and easy and manage your active items. |