For your consideration, here is a Vintage Sewing Retractable Green Measuring Tape. It depicts a Lady and a Guitar Player on one side and a kid being spanked on the reverse side. It is rather cheaply made, from the Far East somewhere. There is some printing on the side, all I can make out is 008-.

It has some wear on it. The tape extends and retracts okay. It has a diameter of 1 1/2 inches. Item pictured is the actual item up for sale, and comes from a non-smoking household. (242.38v-.4ob)