400X Ultra Sultry Dark Jamaican Castor Oil Wildbronzing Love Potion
 
LET’S GET SEXY.  Let’s erupt like a volcano of sexiness wrapped in 400 tons of tantalizing-TNT-turn-on and break every heart from here to Antarctica. Give them a wink to cheer them up, then double down and do it again.  
Why?  Because you have become the bronzed goddess you were born to be, and it’s time to have some fun.