Coochy Shave Cream Floral Haze 3.4 fluid ounces from Classic Erotica. Coochy Rash Free Shave Cream dramatically reduces cuts, nicks, scrapes and razor irritation. It contains a special conditioner and moisturizing complex that provides an effortless glide for an oh so smooth shave. Your coochy will love you for it! Why it is different the conditioner and moisturizing complex provides the perfect lubrication and razor glide. Jojoba Seed Oil provides a protective barrier for skin and helps seal in moisture. Coochy Shave Cream does not contain unnecessary foaming agents.