Maximum Power: 1.21 Gigawatts!
Operating Speed: 88 mph

Any questions, issues, problems or specific customization requests, suggestions, feel free to reach out so we can discuss.
Am happy to send video of the item so you can see functionality, more in detail & understand what to expect as the end result so there will be no confusion.

Applications & Features:

-Will be built to order so there will be variations, noting each one comes out unique

-bright LED, Incorporates lighting that follows a coordinated blinking pattern effect like that seen in the film

- Design that is energy efficient & looks fantastic

-USB powered, Rechargeable

-Product Dimensions 8” L x 6.5”W x 2”H

- very bright, you’ll be surprised

-light weight

-Each order includes a large quantity of stickers & decals to complement the finished product & add additional elements of unexpected to the experience

Brief History & Explanation of Technical Jargon That’s Basically Nonsense:

Definition

“flux capacitor” - a sci-fi technobabble word made up of two pieces of genuine scientific terminology
It was conceived as a fictional piece of technology for the 1985 time-travel film Back to the Future and its sequels.
Although it’s described as the thing that makes time travel possible.
The precise mechanism it works by isn’t ever clearly explained.

Design

It simply consists of a box with three flashing lights connected in a Y shape, installed in the film’s iconic time-traveling vehicle, the DeLorean, a short-lived sports car famed for its doors, which open up rather than out. The flux capacitor was supposedlyinvented by an individual who went by the alias Doc Brown.

Etymology

In physics, flux is the amount of something (like electricity) that’s passing through a given object’s surface and a capacitor is a device that stores electronic charge. Some clever engineers, nodding to the film, have built contraptions they called flux capacitors—though these real-life fabrications have yet to achieve time travel.

Disclosures & Disclaimer

This order is a project and may take up to 2 weeks to receive the completed project. Though is also possible that you’ll receive it sooner than this, we will keep you updated.
Plutonium may or may not be required in order to properly operate this device.
We do not encourage, condone, recommend, approve of, believe in or oppose the notion of supporting the use of nor the practice ofimplying the use of, possesion of plutonium for use with this device in accordance with explicit non conformity of any set or non existent industry standards and/or practices as you see fit.. probably

Comments

The implied Plutonium may or may not be utilized by the onboarding nuclear containment system that may or may not be utilized by device.
As currently undetermined whether or not to be the intended purpose of said nuclear fusion reactor for what gives the impression of having achieved a magnetic nuclear resonance factor in the equivalent of about warp factor 5.0

Operation

Within a given hypothetical and non specified warp factor, elements of various origin & not fully understood properties resonate to the precise frequency resulting in the necessary chain reaction to then power the device. Comes with a translucent standard led usb cord (5ft) you plug it in and push the little button on the side.

Thus! granting the ability to provide the required 1.21 gigawatts (5v) of electrical power required in order to power.. your desk lamp and/or hall light, depending on how you define your space and how you intend to use the device.

Jokes

Ideal operational atmospheric
circumstances for the
Optimal performance of
the flux capacitance device:

Thid will involve utilizing a preamplifier resonance sequence charge adapter.
To achieve this will require the stainless steel body of at least a 1981-1983 DeLorean DMC-12 to function properly

Once the device has reached approximately absolute zero degrees centigrade, you’re ready to engage the convoluted integration interface with your vehicle which will then allow it to take effect once accelerated to the 88th mph (142 km/h)

If operating properly and nothing catches on fire, light will begin coming from within the fluctuation capacitor in pulses. Will continue to do so until it becomes a steady stream of light at which point time itself stops moving, it’s at this point in which conditions are possible for the proportional current wave produced by the device are able to shift into an accelerated wavelengths in which time can be artificially managed in phase subsequent shifts….

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